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reallyreallyreallytrying:

dressing without mustard, your whole salad’s busted. mustard in the dressing you receive the salad’s blessing

07th November   2,306 notes   β€”   via   origin

frost-bit-apple:

stuck.

23rd July   1 note   β€”   via   origin
#i think about this man often 

girlmostlikely:

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15th July   7,882 notes   β€”   via   origin

mothecho:

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

06th June   71,629 notes   β€”   via   origin

cock-holliday:

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28th December   38,394 notes   β€”   via   origin

prohaloplayer:

your mom is a baked potato your dad’s dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

28th December   31,775 notes   β€”   via   origin

my two friends from r-t_il did not wish me a happy birthday. i also did not have a sh~ft that day but no texts, no facebooks… i am sad abt it. i did get a fb invite to one of thems nye parties but idk. i didn’t forget their bdays and they imho don’t have a reason to disregard mine esp when they made the conscious decision to not have me w^rk on the 26th… anyways. happy new year everyone i am old now

28th December   3 notes

yohjimuse:

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zoning out in the kitchen waiting for my coffee to brew

17th December   94,702 notes   β€”   via   origin

mifhortunach:

tony soprano steely dan saturday sunday

15th December   6,578 notes   β€”   via   origin
15th December   76,383 notes   β€”   via   origin

sacred-portal:

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15th December   31,552 notes   β€”   via   origin

drkshdwbnch:

anglelica:

quickweaves:

I am legitimately afraid for my life

Viva Pussy Indulgence

i fuck like im heading to war

franzkavkas:

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yugiohz:

Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

He didn’t say that.

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yes he did

20th November   93,646 notes   β€”   via   origin