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reallyreallyreallytrying:

dressing without mustard, your whole salad’s busted. mustard in the dressing you receive the salad’s blessing

07th November   2,306 notes   —   via   origin

homobeast:

oh what the hell, add another basil leaf! i’m not driving

17th October   25,908 notes   —   via   origin
#jamie anti chef alter ego 

ripempezardexerox:

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15th October   1,058 notes   —   via   origin

bernard-jackson:

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15th October   38,323 notes   —   via   origin

very happy for my phil and dan friends congratulations

bareback-to-the-future:

pussyunnerving:

amwult:

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yes

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15th October   23,812 notes   —   via   origin

ishowdespair:

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15th October   71,565 notes   —   via   origin

velvetvexations:

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15th October   1,099 notes   —   via   origin
#oh now that is funny brennan 

jumex:

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This is actually such a powerful image

15th October   104,471 notes   —   via   origin

frost-bit-apple:

stuck.

23rd July   1 note   —   via   origin
#i think about this man often 

girlmostlikely:

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15th July   8,070 notes   —   via   origin

mothecho:

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

06th June   89,391 notes   —   via   origin

cock-holliday:

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prohaloplayer:

your mom is a baked potato your dad’s dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

28th December   31,814 notes   —   via   origin

my two friends from r-t_il did not wish me a happy birthday. i also did not have a sh~ft that day but no texts, no facebooks… i am sad abt it. i did get a fb invite to one of thems nye parties but idk. i didn’t forget their bdays and they imho don’t have a reason to disregard mine esp when they made the conscious decision to not have me w^rk on the 26th… anyways. happy new year everyone i am old now

28th December   3 notes