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reallyreallyreallytrying:

dressing without mustard, your whole salad’s busted. mustard in the dressing you receive the salad’s blessing

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mothecho:

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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prohaloplayer:

your mom is a baked potato your dad’s dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

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my two friends from r-t_il did not wish me a happy birthday. i also did not have a sh~ft that day but no texts, no facebooks… i am sad abt it. i did get a fb invite to one of thems nye parties but idk. i didn’t forget their bdays and they imho don’t have a reason to disregard mine esp when they made the conscious decision to not have me w^rk on the 26th… anyways. happy new year everyone i am old now

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mifhortunach:

tony soprano steely dan saturday sunday

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drkshdwbnch:

anglelica:

quickweaves:

I am legitimately afraid for my life

Viva Pussy Indulgence

i fuck like im heading to war

franzkavkas:

marlbororeds100s-deactivated202:

yugiohz:

Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

He didn’t say that.

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yes he did

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